Welcome to my absolutely awesome webpage. It's the coolest webpage in the entire internet's history.
But don't just take my word for it, look at these satisfied reviews:
"This Webpage is seriously cool." - My Neighbor, Dave.
The website, in all seriousness, is a marvel of human engineering. The fact that this webpage was developed by way of simply 1 individual is a miraculous. Each part of the website comes together in ideal harmony, growing one of the most high-quality and unique experiences absolutely everyone could ever desire. Oh yeah, CoolGamer9's webpage is also kinda cool, I guess." - I can't remember...
We've got:
Fun?
Game...s?
And most importantly, [THE END OF THEM]?
what?
You died.
who?
Dave did it.
when?
12 years ago.
where?
Notuh Reel Company HQ.
why?
You found out too much.